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Nice story
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife
with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
that when he died,
she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there in black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished
the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
the wife said,
'Wait, just a minute!'
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
rolled it away.
Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
put all that money in
there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on
my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him.'
'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
with him !!! ?'
'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all
together, put it into my account and
wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend
it.'
Moral of the story: Women are smarter than Men .....
all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife
with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
that when he died,
she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there in black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished
the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
the wife said,
'Wait, just a minute!'
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
rolled it away.
Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
put all that money in
there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on
my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him.'
'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
with him !!! ?'
'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all
together, put it into my account and
wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend
it.'
Moral of the story: Women are smarter than Men .....
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رد: Nice story
hahaha....
You wish!!!!
There's a nice saying about money: "Money is a good servant but a bad master"
So if you get ADDICTED to money & gathering it then you are a fool, no matter if you are a man or a woman.
Thanks for the story
You wish!!!!
There's a nice saying about money: "Money is a good servant but a bad master"
So if you get ADDICTED to money & gathering it then you are a fool, no matter if you are a man or a woman.
Thanks for the story
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