jokes..............jokes......................only the best ones

من طرف Yakine الثلاثاء سبتمبر 15, 2009 5:46 pm

Last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria

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I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up << a man told his friend.

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One day, a man was riding a horse. He saw a dog on the road.
Good morning, the dog said.
I didn’t know dogs could talk, the man said.
Neither did I, the horse said.

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher

من طرف Yakine الثلاثاء سبتمبر 15, 2009 5:48 pm

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

من طرف زائر الثلاثاء سبتمبر 15, 2009 11:46 pm

Rolling over the floor laughing

من طرف زائر الجمعة نوفمبر 20, 2009 9:15 pm

"
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria

" ههههههههههههههههههههههه

so what abt chris columbus????? hhhhh

من طرف زائر الثلاثاء ديسمبر 08, 2009 1:30 am

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I do not know son, I am still paying."

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